Get in, bitch. We're going on a brandventure.

Southeast -> Midwest

Charleston → Birmingham

October 20

Birmingham → Little Rock

October 21

Little Rock → Oklahoma City

October 22

Midwest -> Southwest

Oklahoma City → Santa Fe

October 23

Santa Fe → Flagstaff

October 27

Southwest -> PNW 

Flagstaff → Bakersfield

October 29

Bakersfield → Redding

October 30

Redding→ Portland

October 31

The thing that's been melting your mind? Let's taco 'bout it.

50 Minutes

Bring your brand.

Bring your business.

Bring the offer you suddenly hate.

Bring the unhinged idea you are obsessed with.

Dedicated "You" Time

Bring the website that feels wrong and you can't explain why.

Bring twelve questions.

Bring the professional existential crisis.

Real Talk

Bring absolutely no fucking idea what you want to talk about beyond, “Something is going on.”

We'll see where the conversation goes.

Here's what you get/don't get.

50 deeply connected minutes with me.

No intake form.

No worksheets.

No framework I'm going to shove you through.

No Google Doc you can't find three days later.

I am not promising to solve your problem.

I am promising to actually talk to you about it.

The conversation is the product. The insight is the inspiration.

Let's see what the fuck is going on.

Why am I even doing this?

Because I can.

Because I like talking intimately to interesting people about complicated things.

Because I'm going to have stretches of this trip when I would genuinely rather spend an hour hearing what's happening in your world than stare at Waze or desperately search the podcast player for something different.

And because this particular moment in my life seems like an especially appropriate time to talk to people who are wondering where the hell they're going next. Same, girl, same.

That's as deep as I'm making it.

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